Wednesday, November 30, 2011

SPM 2011

yes...the real SPM !!!
i never really studied actually
juz right before trial only start to gam jiong
pia few subjects
bet my results will be damn shitty
to anyone who might be reading this.
yes im an ultimate loser
but imma blog about it neways
14.11.11 was the first day of SPM 2011
BM la of course
im gonna write bout each subject after sitting for it

BM - walao confirm die...wtf is cepumas ?!! it reminds of ayamas i think i wrote "Yusof gemar beli cepumas di pusat beli-belah itu " u think my BM damn shitty completely fine with me lar...totally primary school standard...then for essays i peribahasa-bombed it...memorized like crazy...aiya BM get credit can ady la...although i got A- for trial ( got tips mah !!! )

BI - this one died hard..i seriously felt like killing myself...don't feel like talking bout it

now i thought of it, i actually feel shitty after all subjects..
hoping i don't die on March 22nd
but my parents & friends
thanks to you all damn much 
dad morning called me like everyday
mum fetched me to school
and friends sending those good luck texts
im sorry the result will be crappy la
as long as i can achieve the entry requirements please dont kill me
y'know...other than sorry i seriously don't know what to say ady


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Friday, November 11, 2011

11.11.11

okay uber late post i know
wanted to blog this since gazillion years ago
on this particular day
i graduated from The Shittiest School On Earth
no seriously
not like so much fun or whatever la
damn shitty and boring
it was 3 days before SPM
but i guess it was a memorable one ?
trying my best to recall

okay earlier that day we had our class party
the food seriously sucked to the max la
i remember the only edible one was fish sticks
ate like 4-5
and then there was the super crappy icky spicy fried rice
murder man ! damn tasteless but spicy as fuck
then take pictures... camwhore all around wtf
*upload pictures later*
hahahhaa....we all damn paikia pakat brought handphones together
ohya i remember we gave a slice of cake to Wong Butthole
hate him to the max
hang around his office for a while
lepak lepak
took more photos LOL

okay skip skip skip
graduation ceremony !!! ** hallelujah..hallelujah..!! **
we made a gigantic (well not really) card for the teachers
i rmb i didn't give a fuck but i was forced to write something too
at last kailing did it for me coz i friggin hate them all la
i seriously thank Buddha, Jesus, Allah etc etc
that i didn't have to shake hands with chew cibaipo when receiving my certs
instead some YB presented them to me
OMG even typing her name gives me the creeps
but still it burns inside me
i got OUTSTANDING PRESIDENT AWARD, OUTSTANDING CLUB AWARD, LEO WITH CHILDREN AWARD!!! and also outstanding secretary award, outstanding treasurer award ( super thanks to shifui , u really helped out a lot )
nope...they didn't credit me but those idiotic bitches
oh well...after all those certs are all still mine written there " JOEY NG JIA PING"
but i really thank shifui, calice, ziwei, jasmine, juliana  , wenny etc.
couldn't have  done it without you guys

then form 5 students had to perform
that lame song from High School Musical
sien to the max la
of all songs why this ??!!! SWT =_____=
but anyways we still enjoyed singin the crap out of it
and i was actually screaming randomly when singing lol !
then high high we went back to our seats

then came the NIGHTMARE
shaking hands with teachers ,headmistress and saying goodbye
like i would touch their hands...pffttt
miinjye and i have been planning not to shake hands with them ( we hate them duh ! )
we sneaked to the backyard !!!
how genius of us..ngek ngek XD
the moment we came out we were wtf..
everyone weeping their asses off
and i went teasing them
" ehh...omg u cry leh !!! OMG i've never in my life seen u cry hahaahahaha"
damn bad i know xDDDDD
who knows after that i was crying with them as well wtf
it all started with xuewen telling us how much she misses her dad
and meichin misses xinjoe
damn sad la their story,
especially when they sambil tell sambil crying
cried until my tissue all gone
things get worse when some even hugged me and sobbed
" Joey we'll be friends forever " (continued crying)
dammit how could u not cry if u were me

after that i went home with chai hong's car
i think i pia Biology that day ??
can't remember ady
but this day told me
no matter how much you think you hate school
you still gonna miss it after you leave
am i right ?
miss 5merah, miss my friends..
miss miss miss ok cut the crap.



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