raining wtf

it was raining last night

the thunder was crazy

im not really afraid of thunder

but in this house

it really was frightening

was on the phone the whole night

my god

#foreveralone potato

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College

it' been ages since i blogged

previous posts also like wtf so shitty one

since im like darn free today

ok la blog la

i've been wanting to blog about college

foa, *accomodation*

this college seriously wtf 

langsung no hostel

coz they've been planning to close down this campus in 2 or 3 years and focus on the main one

so we have to go around pusing pusing rent our own rooms

well i found one

at first i was like wahh the house very cooling and cheap

coz i thought pj weather would be unbearably warm

to me turns out the opposite la at night freeze to death without fan

coz my hands and legs cannot tahan cold

then after wah all the house mates so friendly sumore

im like god must love me too much

mum even came for a visit

i was like wah this and that at the house is so GOOD !

manatau.... -.- !!

ytd i was washing my clothes for the first time

i was like yo man how to use the washing machine on the phone

it just wouldn't wash my clothes

after that bao zu gong (anal guy) came back 

he said press this and that

i was like i did as u said arh still cannot leh

then he dunno press wat when i was in the room la

then the washing machine miraculously worked

my clothes done washing and was drying my clothes

anal guy came to me and said , “ 酱可能是人的问题咯！”

oi fuck you la

then next time u wash my clothes la, bird talk in my face

and then, this morning

i was awakened by someone's car alarm at friggin 6.30am

after that couldn't sleep ady

had breakfast and was chilling in the living room

anal guy came downstairs

scared the hell outta me

then he fucking said owh why you don't wanna switch off the lights yaddah yaddah

sigh

why on earth did i say to everyone you are friendly and nice lar

act so assholic

next, college college.

ok la the orientation

although i damn potato only made a few friends *sobs*

i saw the timetable

have friggin classes till 7 in the evening on friggin FRIDAYS !!!

all of days why friday leh T__T

yay......not

zzzz confirm imma hate this college now -.- !

i doubt i can focus in class

coz u know la

i everyday brain dunno think about wat

放空 like most of the time

and then seniors like kept ranting on how kns this college is

well only for this campus lar dunno bout the others

the bus not consistent, the toilets all behsai flush, printer cannot use, computers got virus blarrrr

but one thing,

leng lui like oxygen...everywhere..

omg i know im sick i love looking at leng luis

sumore i miss tabby so much

the other day i was watching this kitty video

i cried so much

this is how tabby sleeps back home

omg im gonna cry again

i miss home T____T

i miss mummy

i miss everyone

i miss everyone !

im so lonely here

i have no friends wan

sumore house mates not really friendly to me T^T !

i dunno la

it's just...i don't like this place T___T

mum brought my laptop here

i saw tabby's fur on the keyboard

can't stop crying

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am i gonna die in college ?
will my result suck ?
will i be able to make any friends ?
am i gonna be #foreveralone potato ?

FUX

why fux ?
coz im at KL now and i can't go anywhere but home
except for the event on sunday
and i lost contact with my KL friends ady ffffff
go genting ? sunway pyramid ? library ??
all oso negative
BORED !
how on earth am i gonna survive this whole week ?


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Shopping

Stupid post
went shopping with shelly,fern and kn at jusco malacca
i haolian brought RM120 only
but don't be surprised i bought
2 pairs of shoes,
2 shirts,
1 pair of gloves ( this i really need it palms siao siao cannot tahan cold )
1 super cute bento box
1 princess mirror
plus eat and transport
hahaha shows how much of a cheapskate i am
of course la
brought this amount of money there are loads of things that i couldn't buy
LOL sadness
for self-satisfaction
i curi curi brought those clothes into fitting room and took pictures

i really liked this T_______T
RM89.90 FML

dont see the pattern aunty aunty liddat the cutting vry leng ok
i wasnt wearing pants hahahaahaha cannot take from the mirror
RM123++ from Reject Shop

it's been a while since i shopped with my friends

so gonna miss u guys after i enter that shithole

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Baby Birdie

confirm whoever reads this will think im a fucking psycho/weirdo/sicko
bah who cares
i found something really interesting today
dad was cleaning the lantern
finding some jiao built their nest in it
no idea what he did the whole nest fell
there i found
two chicks
one already hatched another still sleeping in the gooey thing in its eggshell
thinking they stopped breathing after they hit the floor
i sincerely felt sorry for them
i kept yelling " oh my Herman daddy u c got bird leh !! "
ignored of coz
maybe some of my wires really connected wrongly
i touched them
TOUCHED them ah
took my louya cellphone out
started snapping pictures of them birdies
Mother shrieked,"I cannot understand why you dare to touch them ?! "
me wonders too o.0
i went to Princess so she could sniff it
also she walked backwards in disgust

of coz joey buried them and rest in peace they will
Amitohut


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Liddat Lor

hello again
it's been a while since i really sit down and blog
someone complained that my blog's getting shittier
well i can explain
1) i've been busy
2) i don't get to go online that often
tons and tons of stuff have been happening
i wanna blog about them so soooo much
but there're some things i'd better not write here
ok major stuff
you know lar
after SPM... college and stuff
anyways , she left without a word !!
well i'm not expecting her to inform me
but no one even knows that she's gone until i called her parents
" what ???!!! serious or not ? i thought she's just there to visit colleges ??!! "
" nah lah got the offer letter ady lo "
i felt like i heard thunders no seriously
immediately i called her
first few calls no answer
after that couldn't get through
ok...i get it...
it's friggin s'pore
one day i get independent enough i will find you !
or...wait till when you are back
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
u can't do this to me !!

The End

Nightmare
i don't get to go the college i've always wanted
NOOOOOOO
WHY ??!!!!!!
FML FML !

WTF

SPM result will be released on my birthday !!!
i thk will be uber sien
nobody rmb my birthday
haiz
indulge into the internet and cry my mascara off
ok ok
good plan

Burning The Kitchen

ok first of,
i suck at cooking
i just enjoy making a mess out of the kitchen
and stirring stuff
i don't know but i find stirring stuff really entertaining
when i was young,
i admire the witch in 'snow white' get to stir a big pot of poison
not kidding
it's seriously fun

after mi hun kueh for lunch
i tried to cook hashbrown
homemade one !
it took me a fucking afternoon to prepare a single hashbrown
i know i slow la T__T

see ??? so kawaii !!!! =3
that yellow heart thingy is actually thousand island sauce
( substitute for mayo )
whereas the green one is oregano leaves
my little hashbrown dipped in them is heavenly tasty ~!
but eat halfway felt like puking
don't know why maybe my cooking not that pro yet
zzz

after super awesome domino's for dinner
baked peanut butter cake with chocolate icing
at first it came out from the oven it looked like this
any baking pro plz tell me why my cake cracked into half @@ ?

to cover the crack i applied chocolate icing

the cake's pretty don't lie
it's oreo crumbs on top of the icing =D
ok la i knw i ugly no nid to remind me
blame the internet for making my eyes like this
after camwhoring with the stupid x10
i noticed a disaster !

the icing was sinking into the crack fffuuuuu
what to do ? eat the slice with the crack lo
leave rest of the beautiful piece in the refrigerator
forgot to mention , it was OISHIIIII
first cake and nailed it    :megusta:
you shall be my breakfast tomorrow
zzzzzz why so fat ady still dare to eat


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