Leap Year

who cares bout four years once bla bla bla shit
it's Mark Foster's birthday !!
Happy Birthday MARK!
have an awesome 7th Birthday !
you're awesome =]

STOP LYNAS, SAVE MALAYSIA

ok my day has nothing to do with the title
i was supposed to go Kuantan to meet up with fongjiejie and meijiejie
but fuck nobody wanted to acc me to fucking Kuantan
and it's killing me when i saw my sis in ths pic

so i ended up visiting meichin
she said i kepo go that thing for what ?! zzz diu
this just reminds me of FTP's " Chin Music for the Unsuspecting Hero "
yes don't doubt it i'm the hero muahahahaha
OKAY...don't read this crap

this morning received a morning call from meichin
including a message : " wirawati wake up wake up !! "
got up and bathed, put on a fade blue skirt
fixed my hair then dad fetched me to meichin's hse
her mum was waiting already @__@
and i saw her nephew, ruirui at the backseat
so CUTE but refused to talk to me as usual
damn la din gv me face -_-"
together we headed to bukit siput's buddhist society
saw mata and quickly fasten our seatbelts
when i was doin it for ruirui , i accidentally overturned a cake
i thought it was just a sponge cake so i remained silent
when we reached there
WTF saw meichin eating ROTI CANAI
i was like ei WTF bought u chicken rice ady diao
sat on a corner saw meichin bought us drinks
she gave me green melon tea..
quite touched but i didn't drink it for some reason
then we went blabbering and gossiping bout her NS friends hahaa
still i told her about the cake she was like WTF that's for her friend !!
what to do i apologised lo..." aiya say it's my fault "
since they dunno me wahahaha smart
after that before she board the bus i gave her a middle finger l
she called and said the cake is pretty as new
gooood but who cares not my cake oso

later followed her mum to hospital to visit
errr who ah..
her eldest daughter's grandmother-in-law
actually segamat's hospital sucks to the max
OPEN-AIR one walao
sumore got people resting on tikars  in front of everybody
so...speechless
anyways i waited outside the emergency ward after all im an outsider
then it's time to say goodbye to ruirui
zz watever he doesn't like me herh

i was hungry already didn't take proper breakfast
ate a chunk of chocolate earlier but still hungry wtf
hahaha chocolate for breakfast, pro or what ?
but bear with it we went to visit earthworm
her hair is so damn short now..
OMG u sampat cut your hair for what ?
thank god she's recovering
can go cosway shopping sumore =___=
anyway glad to know i'm the only friend the visited her twice
wah i'm a saint or what
but the thing is she better switch on her phone
every time damn worried bout her

nothing much very boring i know
just wanted jot down what happened this morning that's all

Blogged, Joey.

就這樣

算了吧
我不在執著了
我知道。。
我學習能力差
反應又慢
吸收能力更加慢！
每次去除了中罵還是中罵
對不起咯
我知道我笨
還有你說我是"SPECIAL"的
我接受
我從以前就知道我不是一個聰明的人
腦筋也不會轉 比正方腦還要慘
算了算了
以後我靜靜去學就是了
幾好就幾好
幾爛就幾爛
T______T
我真是對不起我自己
對不起我的前途
對不起我的父母
更加對不起你浪費時間教我！


笨蛋 啟

Cookie COOKIESSSS !

well im the cookie monster this time
ON NOM NOM NOM
this holiday has been awesome
i made cookies yay !
it all started a few months back me buying a recipe book written by the director/lecturer/whoever it is at sugarcraft
the cookies damn sui !
but after i made it...speechless
at least an A for effort ?

*~WELSH COOKIES~*

ok this cookie turned out like crap. literally.
meichin, chaihong came over to my house and we failed it.
they were totally burnt hard as charcoal.
but we had extra dough smart us made a poop-shaped cookie.
only this turned out the prettiest T____T 


*~CHOCOLATE TREASURE COOKIES~*

this i totally nailed it !
it's pretty don't lie.
notice the chocolate in it ?
everyone said it was nice so i assume it's nice oso la.
haha fuck yeah.


*~CHILDREN COOKIES~*

i finally bought cookie cutters at Daiso
damn cute OMG
putting on that layer of chocolate almost killed me.
damn hard but it turned out OKAY only.

more cookies i baked la but failed lol.




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Shitty Driving 101

right after SPM
meichin and i decided to go for that law thing
and i wasn't actually listening the whole day
9am to 5pm i was like fuck this omg so sleepy and boring
and the food at the canteen ,
me rates negative 100000000000000000000000
even the nuggets tasted like crap
and the rice omg worst rice ever
we didn't finish our lunch
then back to hell
listen to that person talk more crap
can't believe i could actually tahan till 5pm without going crazy
four days after we took the test
with the mindset aiya pass then can ady la
manatau i gt 43 and meichin gt 47
literally wanted to jump into river
im such a loser boohooo
at least i passed it right ?? please say yes T___T :yaoming:
later that day we cought two movies
errr wat movies ady ar ?
"sherlock holmes: a game of shadows" and " 2359"
dammit coz of 2359 i seriously scared of night time and brushing my teeth
i even brush my teeth at evenings wtf

then here comes theory !!!
OMG another nightmare
my head like Buddha rotating 360 degrees
damn sleepy man !
thank God the speaker didn't notice me LOL
i even saw meichin her head like fishing im so sorry i couldn't help laughing
she told me her vision like suddenly blackout and zzzzzz sleeping ady
LOLOLOLOL
and of course ....practical !!
i sucked hard that driving uncle strangled me in the car wtf !!
the following driving lessons were kinda shitty lar
since meichin went to NS and im all alone
another girl learner and i discussed how tiko the uncle is
act like touching people's boobs unconciously
c'mon lar i thought i was the one thinking too much
fuck him
but thanks that i know how to drive now ( a little )
hope i don't die on the following lessons


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STUPID TEACHER

OHHHHH MYYYYYYY HERMANNN

KILL ME PLEASE....

I SUCK AT DRIVING

I'M A SLOW LEARNER
I GET IT

FUCK YOU
FUCK MY LIFE

arghhhhh!!!!!!!

幸福晚餐 ^__^

mummy came back from ttn and started shouting
lazy me went downstairs and helped preparing dinner
mum had a tight schedule so she cooked like a ninja
egg sandwich + salad
ok the egg sandwich was awesome but SALAD
i hate vege forced myself to finish it wanted to die
during dinner everyone chitty chatty i abit emo kept quiet
coz i just woke up from a weird dream
lemme elaborate
SCENE 1 :
i saw dad squatting next to a short wishing plant
holding a cigarette, he asked me to write down my wish on a paper
then i started tearing
it's not like normal cry cry cry
but like that kinda heartbroken sob
i could feel my heart aching,
my face drenched with tears
as i was wiping my tears
i wrote “ 永远幸福快乐 ”
and i handed that paper to dad
what happened next i can't recall
SCENE 2 :
was dad before getting married
i saw mother sleeping on a mattress but not bed
like she was not dad's only wife
she was holding a child on the mattress
i saw her eyes filled with sorrow,
but she didn't say a word
SCENE 3  :
then there was a fairy
she told me i could fly
i tried, i could lift off a little but i failed
she said everyone can do it !
then i saw her flapping her crystal blue wings
flying glamorously

i woke up from nap i felt myself almost miserable
i wanted to cry
okay maybe this happens to everyone when waking up from sleep
but my heart , it was beating
beating in pain....
after a while went down for dinner
everything was alright
mum served us dinner T____T
i love mummy so much...
i really do...
but sometimes i just lose control and tend to argue with her
as i grow older
im starting to feel her pain
what she had gone through
what had she done in her previous life ?
God didn't spend enough time to ensure her a happy marriage
she's so beautiful...
a perfect woman i would go for if i were a guy
she had a diploma but master degree now
tell me what flaws she has
and some people are really bummed enough to ask me
" so...your mum still single ? "
they really deserve a slap

jerks have better lives
i mean daddy is sometimes great and caring (as a father )
but why do this to mummy ? and....to us ?
and also....to mother ?
don't get me wrong everyone has their fault
but it's so sad to see this
rumors are just so horrifying

and sometimes people ask random things like
" joey ....are you sad about ur parents' divorce ? "
i can't believe how could people ever ask such stupid questions
i'm not that idiotic to cry in front of them and answer a miserable yes
normally i would tell them " cheh...used to it ady la "
but deep down i know
my heart and my soul
torn into millions of pieces
scattered all over place we had sweet memories
now all that's left is me
telling myself every night
" everything's gonna be alright "
now do something to me and i shall tell you
i'm NUMB
i can't feel nothing no more
break my heart or make me happy
i am just a loghead, idiot in life, stupid person

ok this post was supposed to be about a simple dinner and an abnormal dream
tears went streaming on my cheeks unconciously wtf
p.s / I AM NOT DEPRESSED
just expressing my thoughts on my own blog


Blogged, Joey.

Ohaiyo

it's 5am in the morning
and dayuuummmmm in super emo mode right now
i wanna go china so much
random much ? whatever.

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Jiak Lulian

WARNING : HOKKIEN POST
kindly exit if u don't get a shit i typed
sorry sorry @@
i've no idea what the hell i just typed as well ^_^ll

ji zhun shi zha kee sa diam pua
wa eh lao pek baru deng lai
ee gong ee kua tiok ee eh kin keh
aiya kin keh anikuan eh lang tiok shi la
ee kuei wa eh pang kin mun
meng wah an zhua ke ber kun
wa gong wa kua hee...haha
then ee tiok chu kee liao
ee kuei wa eh pang kin mun zhui jii paii
meng wa ai jiak lulian mai
wa chua tiok
annee "zhar" liao ai jiak shi mi lulian
sibeh zhadao =____=
ee kio wa chu ke gia ji liap siong dua liap eh lulian
wa kua tiok ee gong eh lulian chua tiok again
walao...zhin jia shi dua liapppp arr
wa sibeh kia wa gia liao eh lao hui
le zai ee guei dua liap bor ??!! zzzzz
kuei liao lulian...beh pai jiak larr
bor annee tii
tampo siap siap
out of a sudden
ee eh lulian fell on the floor
ee cher tissue
wa kah kin zao ke wa eh pang kin
gia tissue hor ee
ga ee gong tau seng wa kua eh hee sibeh sad
non-stop crying T____T
ee qiu sikit sikit
then wa lang continue jiak wa lang eh lulian
then wa blogging here again =D
oyamisu ^___^


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Overseas Myself =D !

 one week before CNY
i went to Singapore. BY MYSELF !
can't believe it. first time in my life i went overseas by myself
ok la nearby only but i didn't have the experience.
the stupid train delayed for an hour i sat there alone like a tardbutt.
i reached singapore mama was late sumore.
that day damn frustrating la.
plus the weather super warm.
i didn't wana get darker hello CNY is near.

yay reached singapore check out my new shoes !

the one whole week i helped mama alot in spring cleaning.
i remember i had to clean the window at the balcony
walao seriously risking my life man.
and it 's not like i have long arms.
i had to climb up climb down on a friggin narrow 11th floor balcony !
zzzz forget that.
at least im still alive.

and of coz,
look see look see.
mama brought me to Sakae Sushi
Deena went along as well.
walao damn nice la ( im super sua gu ) they provide a hot water tap on every table, and a desktop too !
can go online tim.
one thing awesome bout singapore is that there's angmohs everywhere.
although din see really handsome ones.
weird that there's more angmoh in sg compared to Kuala Lumpur.
sometimes one or two will appear in segamat and everyone like totally worship them.
ok back to food haha.
i ordered children lunchbox coz they damn cute !
disappointed that the waiter told me it's only for kids below 12.
but he did take my order la.
hahahahaha. ( old woman with second childhood =___=  )

sakae sushi's green tea dunno why but it has a weird seaweed taste. not really nice la for me.

see who could ever resist this !! so cute OMG.

it's called Udon mee if not mistaken. weird taste. notice there's ice cubes around the noodles. cold cold one so nice ~~

raw bird egg ! we had to stir it with the icy cold noodles. .ok it's actually kinda gross. well...for me..

is this tempura ? i oso eat until forgot ady lol

japanese curry rice !of coz different from malaysian curry lol. sweeter but still nice. yum ~

Malaysian curry still the best
and now i think of it damn kiddy lar i requested to visit science centre.
walao damn awesome !!!!!!!
errr i went to m'sia's not long ago now i feel m'sia's quite shitty.
and there was like a Dinosaur-Live Exhibition !
i went in duh 

fire tornado.

dunno wat saurus. forgot his name ady sorry.

this is a theatre bout those guys who contributed to the invention of aeroplane. Aristotle, Da Vinci etc.

dunno wat cockroach damn beautiful leh

also shopping here and there.not much money i think i bought these only T___T
bought some Bueno chocolate bars for my family coz there damn cheap !!
malaysia's bueno bars double the price

super sour candies and jelly bean ! u can punch me lar went to s'pore bought japanese stuff.

mama's bday was around the corner i thought why not we celebrate.
i bought a cake from  awfully chocolate.
say wat the chocolate vry rich and shit manatau so so only.
not cheap $26 !!
convert to RM i really pokai,

and what's with the shitty writing ?

 also i had korean lunch ~ hallelujah !

kimchi right ? abit spicy but nice !! ^___^

dunno what is this but damn nice !

石头餐 right i guess ? this one damn nice not spicy enough hahaha.

ok la this s'pore trip.
im a friggin grown ass adult ! woots !
love it !


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