keep thinking bout' it everyday.
also alot of unnecessary idea floating in my head
I'm not ready !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have the feeling that i'll act real doofy when the day comes.
when am i getting used to this

School

I only started this blog when my school life was almost ending

so i thought why not blog about school before i get any older or can hardly remember what happened during school

and also im in the mood for blogging

i have a feeling this is gonna be a long one

just for clarification, I've pretty much told everyone about my badass school years

so dont be too surprised

ok start now

Pre-school

best years amongst my school life

I attended the nearest pre-school from my home

it was a Christian school

i loved going to school back then

i never cried going to school

in fact, i actually loved school

I remember the sisters a.k.a nuns there treated us kids really well

i loved it when they entered our classroom

thought us songs and we'd dance along or clap hands whatever

it was always fun when they were around

but when someone pooped in their pants

one of the sisters would take off all of our pants just to check

and i thought that was sick

also there was this little girl, younger than me

her name was Z something

OMG she was such a cry baby please

cried every morning after her mom left

her classroom was just next to mine

so every morning my task was to console and sayang her just to make her stop crying

like she was baby i was mommy haha

i was really protective of her

then that school really WTF in planning our refreshment la

every morning our breakfast confirm always porridge + ikan bilis (-.-")

then after school i didn't get to go home anyway

coz i was under the day care there

we had to bathe there sleep there until evening OK

and when we get to shower 

approx. 10 kids in one bathroom please !!!!

so funny the sister had to squeeze shampoo on our heads

then rinse us one by one

your eyes kena shampoo then you rinse first LOL

then teachers would force us to take our nap

i HATED it

coz i thought staying still was such a torture

i remember i used to sneak out and hide behind a cupboard when everyone (including teachers) was asleep

dunno why i did that

one day i got caught trying to squeeze behind the cupboard

the teacher asked what was i doing in the classroom

forgot what i answered nothing and i didn't get into trouble anyway hahaha

also rmb one afternoon i wasn't sleeping when everyone was

one of the sisters came with my mom to the napping room

and mummy handed me this biscuit 

and i was hella hyped

one whole pack for myself OKKKKKKKKK

oh gosh memories T___T

then mom left the school

dunno why i didn't leave with her but continued "napping"

LOL

back at home

i won't miss any of homework

can't believe i actually loved doing homework LOL

coz homework that time was hella EASY

all i had to do was count some mushrooms on the exercise book and boom i'm done

at the end of the year

i remember i performed the lulalalulalalulalulaleh dance ( don't even bother searching for the name )

i get to apply makeup hahahahaa was so happy

was so friggin excited when mummy applied lipstick for me

and the dress was so cute !!

yeap easily contented girl i was =D

at the age of 5,

mummy started her own kindergarten

so i transferred there duh

i totally remember my friends' names la

beebee, hweexian, and one super tall ( for a 6 year old ) and fair girl

our conversation would involve "i dont wanna friend you ady!" everyday

LOL kids

and i HATED spelling

one time i didn't know how to spell 'snake'

i told the teacher i'm just gonna drink some water behind our seats where we placed all our bags

and i peeked at the book the teached didn't even know

and CONFIRM not she purposely kept quiet whatever

hahahhaa

at the same time,

my parents' relationship was so bad they would quarrel and fight everyday

so my siblings and i lived in the school with mummy

we only get to go home once in a while LOL sigh =(

but anyway got bonus staying there too

which is getting to play computer games even after school

we didn't have a computer back at home that time,

when i was 6,

they got divorced eventually

my mom, my dad, my dad's wife confronting each other in the living room one day

zzzzz worst childhood memory

after all the fucking arguments

we headed back to mom's school

i cried all the way

then we lived in the school during weekdays and in dad's during weekends

dumbest decision they could ever make which lasted until i finished form 5

LOL and i used to brag about living in school to my friends during schooling hours

" hey guess where am i living ?? "

" where ? "

" here LOLOLOLOLOLOL "

and i thought it was cool.

Primary School

then my hair grew longer after mom stopped chopping my hair

i get go to school with 2 high ponytails kakak helped me with

the school guard used to tease me by placing 2 fingers on his head

what a dick

i attended afternoon school during standard one

we had to wait in the boiling hot school hall until students from morning classes were done

i was so hyper and used to run around on the stage with my classmates

then one day the principal saw us 

and ordered standard 3 prefects to make sure we stay in our line since then

and i fucking hate them okay

i rmb got one prefect ,ALVIN  walao i still rmb

stepped on my hand and i shouted at him " OI !!!!!! "

he quickly ran behind with all other prefects and complained that i scolded him

what a dick

then during class

the first chapter in standard one's chinese text book got 2 lines only

which were " i love baba " and " i love mama " hahaha wtf

the teacher gathered us in front and asked us to describe our activities with our parents

and I put my hand up , stood up and told her out loud " hey my parents split ady "

then she told my aunt which was a teacher at that school too

and hooray i get scolded by mummy for saying things i shouldn't have in school

what a dick

didn't like standard one at all coz i was always bullied

the class monitor hated me so much that when teachers are out

he would write my name on the board

even if i didn't make a single noise

i turn my head look at the floor oso kena

then that assholic teacher ANG MENG LEE would cane me

what a dick

and i HATED doing homework

i'd lie to teachers that i forgot to bring my homework if i haven't done

but they whacked my ass anyway

gosh now that i think of it i wish they knew what i was going through

and during spelling sessions

my friends would copy my answers and silly me allowed them too

LOL im so smart leh din do homework oso score not bad !!

sumore got people copy my ans hahahahahhaa

there are some awesome memories too

and i won't forget a girl

she was so kind, 

bought me a pack of Bika (vegetable flavour) one day

i got so happy

also one day my dad visited me during recess 

and he bought me gan lao mee

he thought me how to use chopsticks that day ='D

also every friday 

my sis and i would board on the same bus coz that's the only day we finish school on the same time

hahaha these were the better memories

standard 2,

the school was under renovation so we had to move to another place temporarily for the year

I NEVER DID MY HOMEWORK

or always forgetting to bring this or that book

and i was always dozing off and DAYDREAMING during school hours wtf

all my classmates and teachers hated me hahaha fuckers

i only make friends with one or two or people from other classes

LOL sad case

and after school I'd play with a Malay girl behind the school hall

she was so kind and beautiful !

one day i tripped over something and scratched my knee terribly

she handed me handyplast ='D

good people i rmb u forever

standard 3 ,

my results during standard 2 was so fucked up that i had to go two classes behind my previous one

hahahaha that year was so awesome ( dunno why am i laughing )

i started doing homework a little bit

but still sleeping in class

the teachers still  hated me

but i loved them so much i bought them gifts during teacher's day 

gosh i was so dumb

and one of the tests,

the BM teacher was such a dick

he announced nobody would believe the one who scored the highest

is the one the who sleeps in class the most

who else could it be ?

man what a dick

he was such a fucker that 

one day

the other classmate was sleeping too

he put a ruler into her mouth but still she didn't feel anything

and everyone was laughing along with that teacher

double dickhead

but i would say i started to have friends that year

the whole class got along well

i think 3 girls including me liked the class monitor and i shall call him J

one time J borrowed one of my mechanical pencils and broke it

and i asked him to write "sorry" in chinese for 100 times LOL

but i don't think im a dick after all

then during finals somehow i scored well 

dunno what happened

no one thought i deserved it anyway

standard 4 ,

then i for some reason got to moved 2 classes forward (i was one lucky kid )

met xinrou and suqi which were relatives

always together where ever we go =D

and i won many trophies that year

english essay writing (champion leh !!!! ), 

anti-drugs poster, chinese calligraphy etc

and chinese teacher made us write our own diaries everyday...!

she praised me during class that my diary was very well written..

and my classmates so dickhead everytime before submitting our diaries they would read mine

without my knowledge

what a dick

WTF luckily i din write bad things about anyone

but my math and science teacher hated me

coz i DID their homework...only when i wanted to HAHAHA
also i performed during the school concert
a dance to welcome guests
but no one was actually watching coz they were busy eating
blehh

standard 5,

OMG i DID ALL homework that year PLZ.

never missed any.

If i missed any i'd feel nervous the night before

also won alot trophies that year ngek ngek

one of it was for book cover painting

for the book cover i simply chose a story book about a hamster from my mum's kindergarten wtf

then i met anqi and kaiyong LOL

always quarrelling with anqi ( SIGH kids )

but somehow we got together in a gang with angel, ky, suqi, jane, and xinrou

i remember suqi kept discussing how we shall rent an apartment and do business together when we're grown ups,

i told xinrou i get so bored everytime she started discussing about the apartment thing

they relatives what,....i kena lo

then suqi was soooooo upset about it

but we got along few weeks later anyway hahahaha

and jiayan, the girl sitting next to me

really put me into dipshit

one day i got nothing better to do

drew a love letter for J but THREW IT

jia yan picked it from the bin and enveloped it without my knowledge

passed it to J

J was such a fucker he showed it to everyone in the guys washroom o0o

OMG WHY wanna show please show it only if i drew it better 

one day during math class,

GUO WEI that kns cibai fucker announced it OUT LOUD

all of my teachers got the news and none of them believed that i didn't have the intention to give it to him

well it was drawn by me but i didn't mean to give it to him =(

one day i got called by my form teacher and she was trying to counsel me

she even asked me why would i think about 'love' at that age

none of them trusted me

what a dick

worse came to worst,

i lost my math exercise book !

got scolded even BADLY

i felt so terrible 

thank god i didn't jump off a roof or something

now that i think of it oso heartache abit LOL

standard 6,

school principal everyday UPSR up UPSR down

hear oso sien

stopped doing homework

only do when i REALLY HAD TO

just to avoid being sent to principal office

i became really shy and quiet

thankfully i still had friends =')

then UPSR came i even dozed off during the examination hahaha

of course the result sucked =D
coz after UPSR we were so damn free but have to go to scool everyday
so one day i had a brilliant idea i brought my pet tortoise to school
that time tortoises were so affordable (like RM7 only)
i bought like 2
brought them to school and just watched them all the time
somehow my friends wanted to have pet tortoises too
and i became the "smuggler"    (=.=)
buying lots of tortoises for my classmates
most of them were guys
all we did were watching tortoises hahahaha
then someone reported this to our form teacher
and miraculously she said why not
don't bring dogs or cats can ady coz they can't fit in your pocket hahahahahah

at the end of the year

our form teacher asked us which secondary school were we planning to go

everyone was going to same school except for me T___T

it was my mom's decision sigh

little did she know she was sending me to the shittiest school on earth

and during children's day

we were so upset that it was the last one we got to celebrate

counted down with me friends until the school bell rang

ahhhhhh memories ='D
i also performed in the school concert for the 2nd time
dancing and marching hahahaha cacn't believe it
but during practice i was always daydreaming my mates would shout at me
dickheads

then came graduation trip

i was being cocky that i didn't want to stay in the same hotel room with my friends

instead i chose soh li hui ( bossy person ) and gan hui min ( accused for stealing stuff )

just cause i wanted some "challenge"

LOL one of the mornings huimin woke me up so we could bathe before lihui did

she got up really angry hahahaha so funny

ahem..

Secondary School,

after the long honeymoon,

here came form one

i got to a school next to the pre-school i was in

my sister was in form 5

everyone thought we looked really alike but i told them we were neighbours 

somehow people bought it HAHAHA

and my UPSR result sucked so much that i got arranged in a so called "poor" class

my sis kept nagging at me how i should get into a better class

yeap neither of my friends cared about our academic achievements

all we talked and cared about were guys guys guys

as usual

never touched my homework

unless i really had to like send for checking or just so i could go for recess

some i didn't even bother to submit

one time during art class,

i drew and painted a carrot and wrote my name behind it

we were supposed to submit it but i didn't

i folded into a paper airplane and flew it out of the window instead

somehow it flew into the kindergarten hahahhaa

the next day i got called to the principal office coz of the airplane 

the our principal and the kindergarten's principal were somehow related

and i was warned not to simply litter around the school area @_@

among all of the tests

i passed all subjects except for Kemahiran Hidup

every test confirm fail miserably

when finals were around the corner,

i studied my ass off just to get into "better" classes.

i scored A for KH .....total WTF

got number 3 in class sumore hahahhaaha

form 2,

i got into the 1st class YEAAAHHHHH ...NOT

the teachers were friggin dumbfucks

i never did their homework

i was always told by them on how should i behave just because i'm the the first class

but who cares coz i don't

super hot classroom

the fan broke down and scumbag school authority not taking the initiative to fix it

i brought my own fan and fanned myself whole day long

also i slept in class everyday while fanning myself

gosh how much i suffered XD

i was also involved in zapin dance for civic.

coz almost every group used the same song so we didn't win any prize

but i had fun practicing =D

and during recess

some of my classmates and i would gather behind the school hall which was kinda isolated

we called it " The Tadpole Club "

normally we would chill and gossip over there

on special occasions we would buy all the food in canteen and share them together

ahhh memoriesss <3

form 3,

did homework a little just coz it was PMR year

i even had a little notebook to jot down all the to-do homework

but i'm still a lazy bum deep down so i'd still miss some of them (rarely)

i sucked at math so i was one of the dummies who got arranged to sit in front ='D

i wasn't doing good at all..

was like wtf do so much homework still so stupid

then starting from mid-year i totally slacked off

got test or exam only study

then result not bad what hahaha

i didn't really indulge into the world of PMR reference books until trials

one hour before KH paper only i started touching the book

somehow i scored A wtf

but all i wanted was to enter science class during form4

PMR result was released on christmas eve

my family was holding a christmas party that night

and i thought i would be the worst christmas ever

who knew my last minute study helped 

i wouldn't say i scored with flying colours but it was okay

not bad imo LOLOLOLOL

form4,

end of honeymoon 

so lame

yay science class but boo homework overload

i did until after january then stop ady

so my exercise books were pretty much empty and good as new =Ds

and man all teachers hated me as fuck

i hated them as well LOL

but who cares coz i don't 

and our class turned into a "company"

MJ was the Manager Tey with Xuewen as MJ's wife 

i was one of the secretaries who seduced the manager a.k.a Huang Hu Li

got janitor sumore wtf but forgot who ady

and we would just reenact loads of company dramas hahaha wtf

then came the new principal

fuckface much 

i fucking hated her

called me to principal office over reallysmall matter

like what, when i failed addmaths oso call me go

late for school also go FUCK YOU LA

i don't understand just cause i'm in first class i should behave like this and that

also whatever you do, the student is ALWAYS AT FAULT

i was one of the regular visitors that i everytime i enter i don't even bother explaining ady

but overall seeing those bitches get angry was pretty much awesome

coz i just fucking hate them =D

form5,

fucking english teacher jacob and all other teachers

i just hate how they like to force people to do unnecessary stuff 

and fucking biased towards so called "well behaved" students which are damn hypocrites

even the teachers themselves are hypocrites

i've seen what they did I KNOW

i fucking hate that school

teachers and principal are fucking hypocrites

i thought the school was pretty fucked up

no i actually still think that way

but I really treasure some friends in my class 

always willing to lend a hand and listen

good friends are the ones that create you create good memories with

at least in school

and they really helped me in my studies

coz i never listen to teachers and trust me

those scumbags are not teaching materials but fucked up hypocrites just wanting to keep their jobs

like fuck them all

when SPM was around the corner

the cibai principal jiak bah boh dai ji

come into our classroom telling how important SPM was each and everyday

and when she does that she expects us to put down whatever we are doing

listen to her bullshit for an hour EVERYDAY 

im not even exaggerating 

one day i totally ignored that bitch that she got so mad and slammed me

saying im not worthwhile whatever

like fuck you

who cared coz i don't

on graduation day i didn't even thank any of those assholes

but cried like a baby just coz im gonna be apart with my friends 

i finally finished SPM thank GOD

then my school life has come to an end

goodbye fuckers !!! hahahahah

i was so happy im finally leaving the shittiest school on earth

so what awaits me now is my future

oh my future is in my hands bla bla bla

good or bad

i just wanna live life like an adventure

just as long as i learn a lesson (optimistic not ??? )

LOL okay 

bye

Blogged, Joey. 

Almost got myself killed

So cuz Justin came back from the UK

and i'm more excited about the goodies he brought from the land of awesome

=D =D =D but that's not the point

so i was saying he came back

learned yuan shi dian ( something like tuina @@? )to relieve the pain on ahma's legs

sacek taught him how to cure backaches as well

well sago kinda ordered me to learn as well so i can do that on ahma's legs everyday ='D

and gawd all those focusing and pressing almost got my fingers disabled T___T

i was told my hands are freezing cold and dod not exert enough of energy

they kept asking me to warm my hands and "HARDER PLEASE!!!"

i was like fuck it ARGGHHHH PRESS PRESS PRESS !!!!!!!!

well that's not even the hardest part

i almost wanted to bang wall trying to look for the "spot" where the nerve is

comments on first attempt were "i feel nothing" or " why u so gentle keep sayang me? " =_=

Thank God Justin could tolerate my stupidity

then after 1 hour on sago's knee...

i finally found the magical spot (hallelujah~~)

then we moved on to touching more backs, butts, feet, knees, heads and necks

LOL everyone was like moaning in pain

spent more or less 3 hours

after all the hoohah, 

justin asked if i wanna give it a try

at first i was like ewww no

for some reason i agreed and put myself in danger

coz on the first spot i already screaming at the top of my lungs 

and then started hitting him LOL

fuck la damn painful ok sago they all still laughing at my reaction

then he damn evil still grab my hands and moved on to the second spot

that evil guy

so the thing now is

OH GOD I HOPE I DON'T KILL AHMA

this big guy with MBBS degree said in western med they would just inject steroids to relieve pain
and ain't that an easy way to everything
but apparently not dunno why
didn't ask

anyway,
i'm letting u down bloggie.
so sorry but im just one lazy bum
boohoo when am i gonna blog about foundation year ??!!


Blogged,
Joey.