Y we no Christmas ??!!

24.12.11
dajiu's funeral was few days back
wasn't really in the mood so...
was supposed to go for caroling
but since this happened what to do cancel lor

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im doing this coz it's sad up there and it's happy down here
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anyways, our new nephew..
well he's actually our first nephew ,was already one month old !
his full moon party was right on christmas eve
yay !! happy full moon Jasper.
he's so cuteeeee.
and i'm already an aunty T____T
really damn aunty forgot his chinese name ady wtf
juz so touched lar.

i really can't tell he looks like mummy or daddy.
but cute neways !


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Youth Empowerment Camp 2011

since we're done with SPM
INTI invited us to a FOC camp at Nilai campus
luckily i get to go lar quite fun
although it's like a 3 days camp only wtf so short

i wanted to grab this opportunity to train my teamwork
during those station games i tried to voice out my ideas and work out our strategy lar
turned out to be quite good
saw a lot of handsome too hahahahah
our group name was " To Infinity and Beyond "
painted our group flag so beautiful OMG (kinda)
also i get to know some people

Ching - Our group leader. ok la her got ok leadership quality. didn't get to talk to her much
Sinjor - we're from the same hometown and primary school lol.. i know her she knows me but we never talked until this camp lol. damn funny xia her.
Turtle - the guy holding the flag. damn funny la him. he has a mohawk haircut wtf.
Henry - lol this guy. the only one im talking to after the camp. dunno how long it will last. quite handsome la but damn quite . weird that he talks a lot on the internet @@
Seran - the indian football guy. he's got all the football looks lol
Chow - he's like the only guy i really talked to during the camp but no news after that.
Roshinee - heart-broken caught her father cheating. but she's quite supportive la.awesome person.
Kah Lok- My god she has the fairest skin she's so pretty ! Awesome in biology her favourite subject.
Yee Min - young looking form 6 girl. damn she has the playful look if we talked longer we might become good friends.

and OMG just my luck i was arranged to be in the same room with her
thank god problem solved when chaihong invited to sleep with her.
hallelujah.
she had a hard time waking me up in the morning though LOLz

one thing that pissed me off is that they confiscated all of our phones.
cheating us that they would hold on it only for a while manatau for whole two days !
the second night mum called my phone crazy dajiu passed away !!
and the moment i gt my phone when it was time to go home
i was like OMG serious shit
reached home it's already the second day of the dajiu's funeral
i tried looking what i could help y'know i was there late
felt terribly guilty
the next day dajiu had to be cremated
before the coffin enter the furnace we shouted “ 大舅！！ 出来！！！”
and he's urn is placed in a beautiful beautiful place.
cooler than genting.

and may dajiu rest in peace.
and to my grandparents, mummy, and all my beloved cousins
BE STRONG !



lesson of the day : if i were to organize any events like this again i wouldn't have confiscate anyone's phone.


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SPM LAST PAPER

07.12.11 was chinese paper
everyone like damn high!!!
ok i did it crappy but fuck it
for paper one
i chose the essay question
“ 当毕业钟声想起 ”
damn cheesy i wrote
but seriously im gonna miss school
i don't know what's wrong
during primary school,
i used to get compliments from teacher that
 i wrote good chinese essays
but now, the teacher just like don't even remember me ( in terms of good writting )
down T___T
but watever la suck then suck la
end of SPM ady

after the paper we went for Karaoke
we even played some drinking games
well a glass of crappy orange juice to be exact
i lost too
dammit the taste damn artificial
no wonder they wanted to play drinking games

ahhhh...im so gonna miss u guys
better hang out ah u all !!!
dont diao geh after goin to college or watever dun wan to chap highschool friends.
OK ?!


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SPM 2011

yes...the real SPM !!!
i never really studied actually
juz right before trial only start to gam jiong
pia few subjects
bet my results will be damn shitty
to anyone who might be reading this.
yes im an ultimate loser
but imma blog about it neways
14.11.11 was the first day of SPM 2011
BM la of course
im gonna write bout each subject after sitting for it

BM - walao confirm die...wtf is cepumas ?!! it reminds of ayamas i think i wrote "Yusof gemar beli cepumas di pusat beli-belah itu " u think my BM damn shitty completely fine with me lar...totally primary school standard...then for essays i peribahasa-bombed it...memorized like crazy...aiya BM get credit can ady la...although i got A- for trial ( got tips mah !!! )

BI - this one died hard..i seriously felt like killing myself...don't feel like talking bout it

now i thought of it, i actually feel shitty after all subjects..
hoping i don't die on March 22nd
but my parents & friends
thanks to you all damn much 
dad morning called me like everyday
mum fetched me to school
and friends sending those good luck texts
im sorry the result will be crappy la
as long as i can achieve the entry requirements please dont kill me
y'know...other than sorry i seriously don't know what to say ady


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11.11.11

okay uber late post i know
wanted to blog this since gazillion years ago
on this particular day
i graduated from The Shittiest School On Earth
no seriously
not like so much fun or whatever la
damn shitty and boring
it was 3 days before SPM
but i guess it was a memorable one ?
trying my best to recall

okay earlier that day we had our class party
the food seriously sucked to the max la
i remember the only edible one was fish sticks
ate like 4-5
and then there was the super crappy icky spicy fried rice
murder man ! damn tasteless but spicy as fuck
then take pictures... camwhore all around wtf
*upload pictures later*
hahahhaa....we all damn paikia pakat brought handphones together
ohya i remember we gave a slice of cake to Wong Butthole
hate him to the max
hang around his office for a while
lepak lepak
took more photos LOL

okay skip skip skip
graduation ceremony !!! ** hallelujah..hallelujah..!! **
we made a gigantic (well not really) card for the teachers
i rmb i didn't give a fuck but i was forced to write something too
at last kailing did it for me coz i friggin hate them all la
i seriously thank Buddha, Jesus, Allah etc etc
that i didn't have to shake hands with chew cibaipo when receiving my certs
instead some YB presented them to me
OMG even typing her name gives me the creeps
but still it burns inside me
i got OUTSTANDING PRESIDENT AWARD, OUTSTANDING CLUB AWARD, LEO WITH CHILDREN AWARD!!! and also outstanding secretary award, outstanding treasurer award ( super thanks to shifui , u really helped out a lot )
nope...they didn't credit me but those idiotic bitches
oh well...after all those certs are all still mine written there " JOEY NG JIA PING"
but i really thank shifui, calice, ziwei, jasmine, juliana  , wenny etc.
couldn't have  done it without you guys

then form 5 students had to perform
that lame song from High School Musical
sien to the max la
of all songs why this ??!!! SWT =_____=
but anyways we still enjoyed singin the crap out of it
and i was actually screaming randomly when singing lol !
then high high we went back to our seats

then came the NIGHTMARE
shaking hands with teachers ,headmistress and saying goodbye
like i would touch their hands...pffttt
miinjye and i have been planning not to shake hands with them ( we hate them duh ! )
we sneaked to the backyard !!!
how genius of us..ngek ngek XD
the moment we came out we were wtf..
everyone weeping their asses off
and i went teasing them
" ehh...omg u cry leh !!! OMG i've never in my life seen u cry hahaahahaha"
damn bad i know xDDDDD
who knows after that i was crying with them as well wtf
it all started with xuewen telling us how much she misses her dad
and meichin misses xinjoe
damn sad la their story,
especially when they sambil tell sambil crying
cried until my tissue all gone
things get worse when some even hugged me and sobbed
" Joey we'll be friends forever " (continued crying)
dammit how could u not cry if u were me

after that i went home with chai hong's car
i think i pia Biology that day ??
can't remember ady
but this day told me
no matter how much you think you hate school
you still gonna miss it after you leave
am i right ?
miss 5merah, miss my friends..
miss miss miss ok cut the crap.



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Getting on my friggin nerves !!!!!!

god damn frustrated.
maybe most of us are dealing with this now
but it's really ticking me off !
i'm graduating soon.
i should have an idea on what to study in the future
i've got several ideas which i think i would excel in it
or have the chance to learn what i really want
but she's all like "NO!!" or "USE YOUR COMMON SENSE, you think people will hire you ?"
okay..that's not the point
she was like "you should study law." "go for pharmacy" "economics's the best. trust me"
blah blah blah.
lately, she's been forcing me to take architecture
see that ? FORCING.
i told her politely, no i'm not interested. and i don't think i will be.
this afternoon she snapped me.
asking me to attend baking,make-up or even pet grooming

" go for all those cheap cheap course la. ur father likes the most !!!!"

FUCK YOU !!!!!! FUCK !!!!!!!!!
do you have any idea what the hell are you saying.
you're humiliating both me and dad.
tears rolled down from my eyes.
she noticed and guess what she said
" CRY CRY CRY. cry for what. cry for a small matter "
then she even asked me to sit next to her
listen to her blabber ....about how good architecture is.
i got mad but i remained silent.
i was really pissed.
i know what you're doing is for my own good.
but i don't appreciate it.
i really don't.
and i think you know why.
i don't wanna be like before anymore.
follow blindly what you say and REGRET.
but i really don't know what should i do.
i don't want to follow what you have planned.
i wanna be ME, myself, and less like you.
why not ?

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Chemistry Seminar

LOL
sucked hard in chemistry
chosen to attend chemistry seminar last thursday.
hahahaaaaaa....(actually kinda sad, coz im stupid)

anyways, both of the guru cemerlang not bad
learned a lot from them
some student  from  chaah made me laughed my ass off !!!
hahaha...he has a golden patch of hair
ah beng ah seng that type..
the speaker asked him a question and he just answered directly what he saw in the lyrics
blur...but so damn funny

and swt..
i lost my left bra strip
no idea where it went ?!!!
so afraid that it's obvious
hahahahahahahha

Mr.Low fetched us back
damn awkward in the car till i reached home.
reached home only at 5pm++++
tiring as hell
8pm got tuition.
then study till 3am++
the next day damn tired @@

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Loves and Kisses.

lotsa happenings lately,
but i'll just write down the major ones.
hmmm...i shall start with mid-autumn.
dad organized a party
and only our family members are invited.
we have a BIGGGGG family.
all of ahma's children came.
well, except for eldest aunt at england.
but her children was here.
jarrem amd jaslynn.
nice meeting them coz it's been ages since they went back to UK.
typical party but a memorable one. well...y'know.
brought our lanterns out for a walk around the housing area.
ahma was on her 'mercedes'.
met some neighbours who i haven't seen before.LOL.
barbeque. lighting up more lanterns. barbeque. lighting up more lanterns...blarrrr
get ourselves bloated.
it was such a beautiful night.
and nice party indeed.
on top of that, we are having some great family time.
it's been a long time since we really gathered.
all of 'em stayed overnight.
but i had to study for upcoming chemistry paper.
starting from 2a.m.
my patience lasted only for an hour.
cuddled under mr.blankey and slept my butt off.

hmmm....and i witnessed something.
very heartwarming and inspiring that i thought i should jot it down.
dajie brought me to pasar malam.
to CONSUME some delicious stuff. ^^
i heard someone singing ‘我问天’ ( a hokkien song )
i thought some one played it so he could sell those records away.
out of my expectation, it was a handicapped at his 20's sitting in a wagon
with a speaker in front of him and a mic in his hand singing
and the highlight was his aged mother pushing the wagon
joining her palms whenever someone puts money into a box thing
i gave him rm5 and felt really happy after doing so.
OMG what shit am i saying.

skipping to dajie's farewell.
she flew to UK for her bachelor degree.
her flight was at 2a.m. last wednesday.
went to KLIA to send her off.
had McDonald's at the airport. =.="
our family just can't get used to this kinda farewell stuff.
just a normal goodbye and awwwwww...daddy cried.
can u believe that ??
oh well..it's only a year.
she'll be home soon
reached home around 4.30a.m.
the next day i had to sit for Moral.
tired like shitttttttttt.
and last night i had the lamest dream
it was chinese new year and dajie came back
when it was time to leave to UK again
she forced me to send her off at the airport.
i was kinda reluctant but i followed her orders.
swt =.= just a dream, rifght ?
btw, she won't be coming back for CNY next year.

and i'm so frigging excited
mother said we might be goin' to GuangZhou for CNY next year.
MiinJye's goin there a day before me as well !!
argh !!!!! just hope we're really goin.
i wanna see China again.
went there one and i loved it.
China is a beautiful beautiful country.
it's just that criminals there freaks people out.

oh well.
toodles.

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Blarrrrr

Stop daydreaming.
Stop playing.
Stop drawing.
Stop sleeping.

Start studying.
start concentrating.
start revising.
start thinking.

Home Alone, =(

i always thought home alone is time to partay ~!
it seems that i was wrong.
feeling scared.
i brought tabby into my room to accompany me.
she's really enjoying the air-con yea =)
well. it's great.

almost like allocating me a more peaceful environment to study.
English tomorrow.
still in kanasai state.
*shouts helplessly*

and poo !
ah gong's on gong de now.
i don't even have the frigging chance to return.
why ?
stupid trial exam of course.
this sucks mien.......

guess what annoys me in the exam hall ?
well im sitting at the first row from the right.
my front, left , and back side is erm...
are some people i had arguments with.
of all students, why them la..
susah nie.
didn't care much.
BM paper this morning.
wrote like a bull that my hand almost went disabled

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