SHIEETTTT MEEEEE

30.01.12
he popped the question again
but due to my self-esteem + commitment phobia
i said NO without hesitating
stupid me !!!!!!!!!!!!
stupid stupid STUPID !
hv been waiting for this for a year
but sigh...jumps into nearby river
it wouldn't be a single valentine if i was smart enough
too late
imma indulge into the internet and cry my mascara off
no la kidding 


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Foster The People Baby. !

13.01.12
went to FTP's concert with the Jiakshimi and mum
can u believe that ? first mum and daughter concert
we actually got the ticks for fanatic zone can't believe we get to see them so near OMG !!!!
they performed their album " Torches "
damn awesome la mark foster..
and also ponzi his drum moves..
electric die me .. @@
this was actually my first time in a stand-up concert
man we were like friggin sardines.
it was so squeezy and everyone was so sweaty 
pluz my height really disappointing
see for a while then those tall bastards kept jumping my nice view all gone wtf
but worth it !
i get to see cute them.
well for their voice.
can hardly hear la everyone singing along out loud
the last song they played " Pumped up Kicks"
of coz save the best for the last this is like their top hitz
DAMN HIGH to the max baby !
1 hour and half concert like this gone ady.
still heard people shouting for more. =___=
but dayuuumm i sure had fun !
and came out tired as fuck
sumore can't find the friggin' LRT station
ok sorry lao niang from kampung ok !!
slept at Brian's for the night.
his house lighting damn weird.

the jiakshimi bought FTP's merch for RM90 !!!! expensive xia.

the next day we headed to malacca
look see look see
saw an uncle pretty damn cute/hyper.
he just moved with the music.
the jiakshimi recorded him.
hmmm like this lor.


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Happy 2012 !

as usual
new year dinner mum invited gong, po, da and xiao jiumu they all lo
yesh baby more christmas presents aww fuck yeah
jiumu gave me a watch, two pens , and a cute notebook
i feel like im a kid lol.

Gonggong wanted to walk around so katrina and i followed.
LOL we played at the recreation park damn fun.
i kidnapped some kids over there. * pedosmiles *
i almost barfed i laughed too hard hahahahaa.

and some more champagne some more food !
we celebrated gonggong's birthday !!
eat eat eat drink drink drink ~
damn happy xia

wanted to catch a movie but lotus five star seriously sucked ass.
giving us those stupid excuses that we can't watch our movie .
die la you all. anikuan eh management. kanasai.
we didn't really countdown though.
we were like omg it's 10 seconds to 12am
then 5, 4, 3 , 2 ,1 .....HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
awesome year ahead to all human being out there !!
and to the animals and plants too.
i was planning to get a bf quick so if 2012 really happens i wana be only survivor and repopulate earth.
hhahahaa. omg despo much ?!
zzzz bang wall la me.
happy new year lolz

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Y we no Christmas ??!!

24.12.11
dajiu's funeral was few days back
wasn't really in the mood so...
was supposed to go for caroling
but since this happened what to do cancel lor

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
im doing this coz it's sad up there and it's happy down here
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anyways, our new nephew..
well he's actually our first nephew ,was already one month old !
his full moon party was right on christmas eve
yay !! happy full moon Jasper.
he's so cuteeeee.
and i'm already an aunty T____T
really damn aunty forgot his chinese name ady wtf
juz so touched lar.

i really can't tell he looks like mummy or daddy.
but cute neways !


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Youth Empowerment Camp 2011

since we're done with SPM
INTI invited us to a FOC camp at Nilai campus
luckily i get to go lar quite fun
although it's like a 3 days camp only wtf so short

i wanted to grab this opportunity to train my teamwork
during those station games i tried to voice out my ideas and work out our strategy lar
turned out to be quite good
saw a lot of handsome too hahahahah
our group name was " To Infinity and Beyond "
painted our group flag so beautiful OMG (kinda)
also i get to know some people

Ching - Our group leader. ok la her got ok leadership quality. didn't get to talk to her much
Sinjor - we're from the same hometown and primary school lol.. i know her she knows me but we never talked until this camp lol. damn funny xia her.
Turtle - the guy holding the flag. damn funny la him. he has a mohawk haircut wtf.
Henry - lol this guy. the only one im talking to after the camp. dunno how long it will last. quite handsome la but damn quite . weird that he talks a lot on the internet @@
Seran - the indian football guy. he's got all the football looks lol
Chow - he's like the only guy i really talked to during the camp but no news after that.
Roshinee - heart-broken caught her father cheating. but she's quite supportive la.awesome person.
Kah Lok- My god she has the fairest skin she's so pretty ! Awesome in biology her favourite subject.
Yee Min - young looking form 6 girl. damn she has the playful look if we talked longer we might become good friends.

and OMG just my luck i was arranged to be in the same room with her
thank god problem solved when chaihong invited to sleep with her.
hallelujah.
she had a hard time waking me up in the morning though LOLz

one thing that pissed me off is that they confiscated all of our phones.
cheating us that they would hold on it only for a while manatau for whole two days !
the second night mum called my phone crazy dajiu passed away !!
and the moment i gt my phone when it was time to go home
i was like OMG serious shit
reached home it's already the second day of the dajiu's funeral
i tried looking what i could help y'know i was there late
felt terribly guilty
the next day dajiu had to be cremated
before the coffin enter the furnace we shouted “ 大舅！！ 出来！！！”
and he's urn is placed in a beautiful beautiful place.
cooler than genting.

and may dajiu rest in peace.
and to my grandparents, mummy, and all my beloved cousins
BE STRONG !



lesson of the day : if i were to organize any events like this again i wouldn't have confiscate anyone's phone.


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SPM LAST PAPER

07.12.11 was chinese paper
everyone like damn high!!!
ok i did it crappy but fuck it
for paper one
i chose the essay question
“ 当毕业钟声想起 ”
damn cheesy i wrote
but seriously im gonna miss school
i don't know what's wrong
during primary school,
i used to get compliments from teacher that
 i wrote good chinese essays
but now, the teacher just like don't even remember me ( in terms of good writting )
down T___T
but watever la suck then suck la
end of SPM ady

after the paper we went for Karaoke
we even played some drinking games
well a glass of crappy orange juice to be exact
i lost too
dammit the taste damn artificial
no wonder they wanted to play drinking games

ahhhh...im so gonna miss u guys
better hang out ah u all !!!
dont diao geh after goin to college or watever dun wan to chap highschool friends.
OK ?!


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SPM 2011

yes...the real SPM !!!
i never really studied actually
juz right before trial only start to gam jiong
pia few subjects
bet my results will be damn shitty
to anyone who might be reading this.
yes im an ultimate loser
but imma blog about it neways
14.11.11 was the first day of SPM 2011
BM la of course
im gonna write bout each subject after sitting for it

BM - walao confirm die...wtf is cepumas ?!! it reminds of ayamas i think i wrote "Yusof gemar beli cepumas di pusat beli-belah itu " u think my BM damn shitty completely fine with me lar...totally primary school standard...then for essays i peribahasa-bombed it...memorized like crazy...aiya BM get credit can ady la...although i got A- for trial ( got tips mah !!! )

BI - this one died hard..i seriously felt like killing myself...don't feel like talking bout it

now i thought of it, i actually feel shitty after all subjects..
hoping i don't die on March 22nd
but my parents & friends
thanks to you all damn much 
dad morning called me like everyday
mum fetched me to school
and friends sending those good luck texts
im sorry the result will be crappy la
as long as i can achieve the entry requirements please dont kill me
y'know...other than sorry i seriously don't know what to say ady


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11.11.11

okay uber late post i know
wanted to blog this since gazillion years ago
on this particular day
i graduated from The Shittiest School On Earth
no seriously
not like so much fun or whatever la
damn shitty and boring
it was 3 days before SPM
but i guess it was a memorable one ?
trying my best to recall

okay earlier that day we had our class party
the food seriously sucked to the max la
i remember the only edible one was fish sticks
ate like 4-5
and then there was the super crappy icky spicy fried rice
murder man ! damn tasteless but spicy as fuck
then take pictures... camwhore all around wtf
*upload pictures later*
hahahhaa....we all damn paikia pakat brought handphones together
ohya i remember we gave a slice of cake to Wong Butthole
hate him to the max
hang around his office for a while
lepak lepak
took more photos LOL

okay skip skip skip
graduation ceremony !!! ** hallelujah..hallelujah..!! **
we made a gigantic (well not really) card for the teachers
i rmb i didn't give a fuck but i was forced to write something too
at last kailing did it for me coz i friggin hate them all la
i seriously thank Buddha, Jesus, Allah etc etc
that i didn't have to shake hands with chew cibaipo when receiving my certs
instead some YB presented them to me
OMG even typing her name gives me the creeps
but still it burns inside me
i got OUTSTANDING PRESIDENT AWARD, OUTSTANDING CLUB AWARD, LEO WITH CHILDREN AWARD!!! and also outstanding secretary award, outstanding treasurer award ( super thanks to shifui , u really helped out a lot )
nope...they didn't credit me but those idiotic bitches
oh well...after all those certs are all still mine written there " JOEY NG JIA PING"
but i really thank shifui, calice, ziwei, jasmine, juliana  , wenny etc.
couldn't have  done it without you guys

then form 5 students had to perform
that lame song from High School Musical
sien to the max la
of all songs why this ??!!! SWT =_____=
but anyways we still enjoyed singin the crap out of it
and i was actually screaming randomly when singing lol !
then high high we went back to our seats

then came the NIGHTMARE
shaking hands with teachers ,headmistress and saying goodbye
like i would touch their hands...pffttt
miinjye and i have been planning not to shake hands with them ( we hate them duh ! )
we sneaked to the backyard !!!
how genius of us..ngek ngek XD
the moment we came out we were wtf..
everyone weeping their asses off
and i went teasing them
" ehh...omg u cry leh !!! OMG i've never in my life seen u cry hahaahahaha"
damn bad i know xDDDDD
who knows after that i was crying with them as well wtf
it all started with xuewen telling us how much she misses her dad
and meichin misses xinjoe
damn sad la their story,
especially when they sambil tell sambil crying
cried until my tissue all gone
things get worse when some even hugged me and sobbed
" Joey we'll be friends forever " (continued crying)
dammit how could u not cry if u were me

after that i went home with chai hong's car
i think i pia Biology that day ??
can't remember ady
but this day told me
no matter how much you think you hate school
you still gonna miss it after you leave
am i right ?
miss 5merah, miss my friends..
miss miss miss ok cut the crap.



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Getting on my friggin nerves !!!!!!

god damn frustrated.
maybe most of us are dealing with this now
but it's really ticking me off !
i'm graduating soon.
i should have an idea on what to study in the future
i've got several ideas which i think i would excel in it
or have the chance to learn what i really want
but she's all like "NO!!" or "USE YOUR COMMON SENSE, you think people will hire you ?"
okay..that's not the point
she was like "you should study law." "go for pharmacy" "economics's the best. trust me"
blah blah blah.
lately, she's been forcing me to take architecture
see that ? FORCING.
i told her politely, no i'm not interested. and i don't think i will be.
this afternoon she snapped me.
asking me to attend baking,make-up or even pet grooming

" go for all those cheap cheap course la. ur father likes the most !!!!"

FUCK YOU !!!!!! FUCK !!!!!!!!!
do you have any idea what the hell are you saying.
you're humiliating both me and dad.
tears rolled down from my eyes.
she noticed and guess what she said
" CRY CRY CRY. cry for what. cry for a small matter "
then she even asked me to sit next to her
listen to her blabber ....about how good architecture is.
i got mad but i remained silent.
i was really pissed.
i know what you're doing is for my own good.
but i don't appreciate it.
i really don't.
and i think you know why.
i don't wanna be like before anymore.
follow blindly what you say and REGRET.
but i really don't know what should i do.
i don't want to follow what you have planned.
i wanna be ME, myself, and less like you.
why not ?

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Chemistry Seminar

LOL
sucked hard in chemistry
chosen to attend chemistry seminar last thursday.
hahahaaaaaa....(actually kinda sad, coz im stupid)

anyways, both of the guru cemerlang not bad
learned a lot from them
some student  from  chaah made me laughed my ass off !!!
hahaha...he has a golden patch of hair
ah beng ah seng that type..
the speaker asked him a question and he just answered directly what he saw in the lyrics
blur...but so damn funny

and swt..
i lost my left bra strip
no idea where it went ?!!!
so afraid that it's obvious
hahahahahahahha

Mr.Low fetched us back
damn awkward in the car till i reached home.
reached home only at 5pm++++
tiring as hell
8pm got tuition.
then study till 3am++
the next day damn tired @@

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